Funny Dog

Our dog is having an identity crisis. He thinks he's a kitty. He refuses to chase balls but like ribbons and tassles, and his favorite place to nap is on the top of the back of the couch. Aside from that he seems like a happy pup but has some issues with the wooden floors. His nails don't have much traction, so what he loses in traction he tries to make up for with speed and usually ends up headbutting whatever he's closest too. Sometimes he'll try to jump up onto the couch or bed but once again he's nails trip him up and he ends up doing an odd flip thing and lands on the floor. He usually gets pretty embarassed, and don't even get me started on trying to go up the stairs. It's like in those cartoons where the feet are moving at super speed but the character doesn't move and runs in place. I hope for his sake our next house has carpet.